Today I exercised my right as a citizen in a first-world country and bought my breakfast.
Also, I voted.
And have you seen this video? I like chandeliers and there’s a chandelier IN THIS VIDEO. I’ll take that as a sign that Rivers Cuomo should probably just marry me.
Hey Rivers, I’ll do better than bring home the turkey: I’ll raise the turkey! Then forbid you to eat it or any other meat in the house. Then I’d make really unfortunate comments about processed meat while you were in the process of eating it. Then I’d tell you that it’s fine if you eat meat as long as you know how it was raised, what it ate and who owned the farm.
What? It would be cute.
Fall in love all over again (with democracy and celebrate election day):
Periodically checking this.
The First World is fun!